So on Valentine’s Day, I predicted Daniel Day-Lewis would win the Oscar for Best Actor, and I can’t believe it happened! I was so shocked I flew out of my armchair and yelled at the top of my lungs. I couldn’t believe I’d been right! I actually did it. I predicted the future! I can only imagine what might happen now… I might predict the future of the whole world!
How It Happened
It all started with my disillusionment with Horoscopes. I decided I could do it better than some lame cosmos, so I started predicting my own life and some celebrities’ lives too. I predicted Obama would win Maryland, and he did! Now, Daniel Day-Lewis has won Best Actor. There’s no telling what this could mean. I am either an incredibly lucky man and should begin gambling at once, or I’m a psychic and should change my major. (Yes, I did finally apply to McGeorge, thanks to my family, who loaned me the money for my application fee. Which means…law school was another thing that came true! Waahoo!)
Hello everyone! My name is Aaron Gershfield, and I’m a brilliant, genius psychic!
